trumpchi✳
IN HIS ELEMENT. AS ALWAYS.
THE ROOM. THE WATCH. THE LEGEND.EST. WHENEVER

Big watch.
Small talk.

Some people chase the moment.
Trumpchi just sits there. The moment comes to him.

↑ a very serious button. allegedly.
“I have a guy for that.”
PLEASE, TAKE A SEAT.TRUMPCHICHAIRMAN OF TAKING IT EASY
the watch is working.
he is not.↙
01 / THE LORE

He came. He sat.
He stayed.

Nobody remembers inviting him. One Tuesday, Trumpchi appeared in a blue shirt with a watch three time zones too large. He claimed the best chair, rearranged the table, and declared the room “tremendous.” He has been on a five-minute break ever since.

LOCAL LEGEND
GLOBAL ENERGY